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Mar 31, 2008 04:58 PM by CubbyChaser | Comments: As if we needed another reason to doubt Barack Obama;s ability to keep us safe from insomniac Islamofascists, at appears that now he can;t even keep his website safe from cyber-terrorists A super-secret Wonkette operative informs us that Obama;s campaign recently purchased Hope.net and was set to launch the site before getting foiled by MALICIOUS HACKERS.&034; After getting the domain and setting it up, wellthat shit got hacked and they don;t know how/why and they can;t fix it,&034; our informant writes. After loading, the page displays some Obama-mocking graffiti and all links redirect to Hillary Clinton;s site. The e-surgents who hacked Obama;s Hope.com website, splattered the following message in blood (or red pixels,chaussures prada, I guess) across an otherwise peaceful image of the candidate and his family SPREAD THE WORD! BARACK OBAMA HAS NO SECURITY ON HIS WEBSITE! WILL HIS ADMINISTRATION HAVE NO SECURITY? A chilling question indeed. Tags: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton
Mar 17, 2009 06:46 PM by Matt Tobey | Comments: From The CC Insider If you like The Colbert Report but always thought Stephen would be funnier if the craft services table had more authentic hummus, youre in luck! Stephen will soon be taping the show over there, so we dont have to tape it over here. From the Stripes Central military blog: Im not supposed to tell anyone where Im going, but just say its sandy and theyd like us to leave, Colbert told Stars and Stripes on Tuesday. The host of Comedy Centrals The Colbert Report said he was invited by Gen. David Petraeus, head of U.S. Central Command, to entertain U.S. troops downrange. Im hoping theyre just going to blindfold me, fly the plane around in the air for 12 hours and drop me in New Mexico and tell me its the Persian Gulf, because I wouldnt know the difference, he said. We will continue to update you with information as soon as it comes in. Check back often! In the meantime,nike shox norge,re not walking it back. I remain confident, check out this classic Daily Show clip of Stephen embedded in Iraq. Tags: Military, Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
Mar 3, 2008 02:34 PM by CubbyChaser | Comments: This weekend I fainted in front of my television set while watching Barack Obama give a speech. Again! It was so weird. I had to wonder: what;s really going on with me? Thank goodness Charlotte Allen had a 1,704 word answer in yesterday;s Washington Post Connecticut radio talk show host Jim Vicevich has counted five separate instances in which women fainted at Obama rallies since last September. [...] I can;t help it, but reading about such episodes of screaming, gushing and swooning makes me wonder whether women I should say, &034;we women,&034; of course aren;t the weaker sex after all. Or even the stupid sex,s still a little juice left in the old &034, our brains permanently occluded by random emotions, psychosomatic flailings and distraction by the superficial. what? Sorry, I just saw this woman wearing a killer pair of Manolos, I had to ask her how much they were. Okay,www.sacprada.net/11-loisirs-sac-prada, but what about Hillary? What does this say about Hillary? She has a vajayjay too! (Tee hee!) By all measures, she has run one of the worst and, yes, stupidest presidential races in recent history, marred by every stereotypical flaw of the female sex. As far as I;m concerned, she has proved that she can;t debate viz. her televised one-on-one against Obama last Tuesday, which consisted largely of complaining that she had to answer questions first and putting the audience to sleep with minutiae about her health-coverage mandate. She has whined (via her aides) like the teacher;s pet in grade school that the boys are ganging up on her when she;s bested by male rivals. She has wept on the campaign trail, even though everyone knows that tears are the last refuge of losers. And she is tellingly dependent on her husband. [...] What is it about us women? Why do we always fall for the hysterical, the superficial and the gooily sentimental? OMG I don;t know, Charlotte,Guar Gum.However, I don;t know!!1!1!11,coming up from the rear!!! Please tell me! The theory that women are the dumber sex or at least the sex that gets into more car accidents is amply supported by neurological and standardized-testing evidence. Men;s and women;s brains not only look different,www.burberrysac.net, but men;s brains are bigger than women;s (even adjusting for men;s generally bigger body size). The important difference is in the parietal cortex, which is associated with space perception. Big words I do not understand. Help! It hurts! What am I supposed to do? I can;t follow all this talk of mandates and BAFTA or whatever it is. Charlotte, are you saying I should just stay home and leave the politicking to the menfolk,But my goodness can, like Handsome Barry there? So I don;t understand why more women don;t relax, enjoy the innate abilities most of us possess (as well as the ones fewer of us possess) and revel in the things most important to life at which nearly all of us excel: tenderness toward children and men and the weak and the ability to make a house a home. [...] Then we could shriek and swoon and gossip and read chick lit to our hearts; content and not mind the fact that way down deep,nike shox canada, we are kind of dim. Wow. When you put it that way, it totally makes sense. I just hope my innate stupidity isn;t going to cause harm to me, my family, or anyone else. Women;s foolishness is usually harmless. But it can be so embarrassing. OMG CHARLOTTE SO TRUE. Tags: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton







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