Create-a-cap: 'It's a Modified T-square, Rashard. Very simple ...'

             
               
               
Magic head coach/part-time porno actor Stan Van Gundy gives instructions to Rashard Lewis before the start of their game against the Bulls at Amway Arena in Orlando last night. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a French tickler. Good luck.

After the jump, paparazzi's with they cameras snappin' Cavs.
Winner,Nike LunarGlide +2, markaveli:
LeBron: "I prefer imaginary cameras because there's no Flash."
Co-runner-up, Tito:
LeBron: "Trust me guys. The glamour shots helped Wally get an All-Star spot in '01. Now hold still."
Co-runner-up, Brandon G:
LeBron: "Awesome,VI(6) Retro Heels Hi-Top! I knew you guys wouldn't let me down. I think this will be the best Boyz II Men CD cover since 'Cooleyhighharmony.'"
               
               
               
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