Create-a-cap: 'I'ma ask you one more time: where's my comb?'

             
               
               
Cavaliers forward Anderson Varejao(notes) celebrates with Mo Williams(notes) after nailing a clutch three-pointer against the Hawks during Game 4 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. Best caption/imaginary conversation wins a pre-seasoned cast iron skillet. Um, can you say hash browns? Hells yeah,Jordan Wade! Good luck, friends.

After the jump,Nike Air Max 87, Reggie and Patrick.
Winner, Greg W:
"Got an email in the mailbag today, Pat. The father of that kid in the Snickers commercial wants an apology."
Co-runner-up, wayne_head_107:
Miller: "Let me get this Dagger that's been stuck in your back for, what, 14, 15 years?"
Ewing: "Sure. As long as you can get it out faster than you can score eight points."
Co-runner-up, Vaffanculo:
Somebody is taking the old-timers game a bit too seriously.
               
               
               
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