Create-a-caption: Bosh Spice watches the runway

             
               
               
Check out Mr. Fashion Chris Bosh(notes) over here. Just checkin' the hemlines, you know. Making sure the construction of these dresses is up to snuff. Might be a guest judge on "Project Runway." Might start his own clothing line. Might start working as a personal stylist to other NBA players with small heads. But first things first — the hemlines. Best caption wins a tailoring session. Good luck.
Previously,2012 New arrival Nike Dunk SB heels Womens low top Blue 1, Danilo Gallinari and Mark Hoppus share haircare tips.
Winner, Fighting Maroon: (Mark, singing):
In the car I just can't wait,
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I say I love you, Dan?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I tried to look like you?
I'm too scared of what you think
I'm in a band but I really can't sing
Yes Dan, it's true, my last name's really "Hoppus"
Hoppus, I swear, my last name's really "Hoppus"
Mark Hoppus, Mark Hoppus, my last name's really "Hoppus"
Mark Hoppus, Mark Hoppus, my last name's really "Hoppus"
(Danilo singing):
When you smile, you look like me
You should see me when I'm jacking up those 3's
I really wish Lebron had signed with us
I'm jealous of Miami just like the Mavs
Please don't look at my big black eye
Curry did that when I took the rock inside
I heard Coach Mike wants to go for 50 wins
A target that we're probably gonna miss
Could have,Nike Dunk SB heels Womens low top Orange Black, been worse, we almost brought back Thomas
New York, almost, brought back Isiah Thomas
It could have,2012 New arrival Jordan heels Womens Hi-Top Black White, been much worse, we almost brought back Thomas
It could have, been much worse, we almost brought back Thomas
Hey wait. Mark Hoppus? Your last name's really Hoppus?
Honest? Really? Your last name's really Hoppus?
Mark Hoppus? Mark Hoppus? Is your last name really "Hoppus"?
Mark Hoppus? Mark Hoppus? Is your last name really "Hoppus"?
Mark Hoppus? Mark Hoppus? Is your last name really "Hoppus"?
Mark Hoppus? Mark Hoppus? Is your last name really "Hoppus"? 
Runner-up, azv321: It's about time Miller/Boyett productions got going with their "Perfect Strangers" remake. 
Second runner-up, Jim: I shall call him, Mini-me. 
               
               
               
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